MJ:
"Um hi, yes boss, I have to miss work for about a week. Uhuh, yeah see I
have to attend this Cropover thing." BOSS: "Cropover? I didn't
know that your family farmed. What do you plant?" MJ: "Uhh
well we wine sir, we do a lot of winin." BOSS: "Well as long
as you bring me back a bottle, you can go."
And
on that note, I'm on the plane headed to Bim for the very first time. From Jouvert
to Kadooment to back on the plane, it was pure vibes!!
Baje
Int'l Jouvert was my kickoff fete and did not disappoint. I hold this
fete close to my heart and have even worn my paint colored dress again on the
streets of NY to show my pride. This has resulted in many passersby asking me
where I got my hotta hot dress to which I replied "It's truly one of a kind".
Wheeey
... it's Saturday, Bliss
time! This All Inclusive made sure to have people dressed up and looking like
they stepped out of a magazine. Everyone enjoyed the beauties and the cuties and
most importantly, the big chunes! Sweet Soca and even sweeter ol school dancehall!
After eating my belly full, we were heading to Dream Land, which unfortunately
got cancelled. So 10-to-10 fete? With most of the TJJ fam in a wedding (Congrats
Wados!!), we decided to call it a night and rest up ... BIG day on Sunday!
Ok
Sunday, in my eyes, the main event, Booze
Cruise! Oh gosh these Bajans know how to treat a Carnival Baby! Rum Punch
on tap ... discuss.
Shirtless cuties and bikini clad beauties ... discuss
I kept checking my watch making sure I could savor every possible moment I was
on that boat. Sweet fuh days! Okay, off the boat and still trying to wipe the
smile off my face, nap time and then off to Cohobblopot! VIP in the Lara
section up front and center, drink in my right hand, drink in my left, winin'
on a sweet man. What more could I ask for? Rupee, Machel, David
Rudder, Pit Bull, Lil Jon (look out for our 5 Minutes With interview),
Krosfyah, Stabby (takes a breath) more more more!
Mmm,
is 3 hours of sleep enough? Well it had to be, because it's Monday, KADOOMENT
TIME! Costume on, tanty secured, lewwe go! Wine, wuk up, juk, smile, rum,
wine, wuk up, juk, smile, beer and repeat. Smiles, laughter and love was being
spread all around... sometimes quite literally! I couldn't have asked for a more
perfect day!!
And now the dreaded Tuesday. I hastily
packed my suitcase and rode to the airport with my crew with sadness in my face.
Crop Over, why do you have to be so sweet? I walked to the gate and my feet failed
me when I was getting on that plane. I was real ready to stay on d island and
wore my headpiece the entire flight home ... and in the cab on the way home ...
and to bed (just kidding).
Barbados,
save a spot for me, I comin back 2Kwine!
Mix Juice TJJ
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